"Ahoy, mateys! Arrrhhhh! Board our vessel for Scream 2026 - The Songs of Sunken Sailors on October 23rd and October 24th at the 7th bell of the evening, with fine grub ready for pillaging at the 6th bell. Help our crew reverse the wicked curse cast upon us ages ago. Come and feast yer eyes on a spectacular show whilst filling yer bellies with hearty grub, bites, sweet treats, and Ship's water and Cannonball Fizz!"
